Corporate Lingo Bingo

So there I was. Lost in Corporate America. Stuck on video calls. So many meetings. So many time zones. And so much lingo. I started writing the sayings down. I knew they'd come in handy one day. Today is that day. Enjoy Corporate Lingo Bingo. Surely I'm not the first to do this, but this was my literal list from my 3 year tour as a corporate desk jockey. The joy of all of this is we ended up creating a knife design based on Corporate America. It's called the Doodler. Here's a picture. See it on Kickstarter.