Knafs - Gary Space Kitty Shower Curtain

THE Knafs - Gary Space Kitty Shower Curtain

Look, we could have released a normal shower curtain. Something with beige stripes or maybe a nice eucalyptus print. But then we remembered we have Gary. And Gary has a space suit.

Is this an April Fools’ prank? Yes. Is it also a high-quality, fully functional bathroom essential that you can actually buy? Also yes.

Why you absolutely need this:

Aggressively Majestic: Features a vibrant magenta-to-blue space gradient that will completely overpower whatever "calm, earthy spa vibe" you were previously trying to achieve in your bathroom.

Gary on Duty: He’s floating, he’s judging your shampoo choices, and he’s proudly repping the Knafs flag.

The Ultimate Flex: Imagine guests asking to use your restroom, and they are greeted by a giant astronaut cat. You can't put a price on that kind of psychological dominance.

The Specs: Material: 100% Polyester. This is the show side, it is NOT waterproof.
Size: Standard 72" x 72" (It fits normal tubs. We tested it. Don't ask how).

Hardware: 12 reinforced holes at the top. Rings are included.

A quick note: Seriously, please buy this so I don't have to explain to our accountant why a significant portion of our Q1 budget went toward feline bathroom accessories.